Q. My wife and I own a home built in 1774 with stone foundations, and numerous stone walls I have built around our gardens. But when it comes to garter snakes, I run and cry like a baby. I know they are good for my gardens but one of us has to go. I can’t live with them, and need your help. I have tried moth balls and other home remedies, but we have many gardens, where the dreaded serpents sun and lie in wait for me. Any ideas, old friend?

BIG SISSY, snake-wise