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Quiz: Which summer cafe character are you?

Cafes harbor a cast of summer characters, attracted by temperate climes, edgy muzak, and speedy Wi-Fi. Take this quiz to determine which character type best fits your personality.

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  • What time do you typically arrive at the cafe?

  • What is your usual Starbucks order?

  • Where do you usually sit?

  • When did you start going to your favorite cafe?

  • What's your favorite thing about the cafe?

  • Why do you need caffeine?

  • What do you wear to the cafe?

  • On average, how long do you stay at the cafe?

  • Where is your favorite cafe located?

  • This is your mood upon entering the cafe:

The Great American Novel writer

This lovable mascot, the Norm of coffeehouses, is here for the long haul. He or she arrived at 7 a.m. and has been coddling the same perspiring espresso for several hours. This person is usually identifiable by a laptop that’s treated like a large pet. When he or she wants to use the bathroom—even creative geniuses have personal needs—a trustworthy bystander will be asked to babysit it.

The mom with Madonna arms

She's fresh from yoga class and needs a smoothie!

The corporate titan

This slick, well-tailored viper is exceedingly important and wants you to know it. So important, in fact, that he must conduct business at Starbucks, not within the confines of a typical office. He or she commands a wide berth and turns his seat into a posh corporate suite: laptop, briefcase, phone, stacks of paper, ear-buds. Maybe even a plant and a family photo. Occasionally, he or she receives a phone call, which is intercepted while striding through the seating area and bellowing.

The retired husband

Identifiable by socks yanked up to knees and cell phone holster in pocket, this poor fellow has been reading the same page of The Economist since last Monday. He does not want to go home.

The trysting couple

They arrive at 10 a.m. on the dot, usually sporting corporate ID badges from an office park a safe distance away. Apparently Starbucks is their secret go-to for a morning canoodle, because their romance is rare and special. Usually found on couches.

The awkward duo

This is typically an interviewer and an interviewee. The interviewee is usually auditioning for a thankless job and appears pained; the interviewer gesticulates wildly to compensate for lack of charisma. An untouched caramel pecan sticky bun—purchased by the interviewer to show what a generous, down-to-earth guy he is—congeals nearby.

Teenagers

Often found in troops of no fewer than six. They are blissfully oblivious and extremely loud. No conversational topic is off-limits or too mundane to share with the entire store. Occasionally the subject of furtive, wistful glances by the Novelist, who has found new inspiration.

The diva

This person has needs: culinary, dietary, and otherwise. It was for this customer that the iced triple skinny vanilla caramel no-whip latte with room was invented, and because of this customer that Starbucks associates get health benefits.

KARA BASKIN/GLOBE CORRESPONDENT, PATRICK GARVIN, DANTE RAMOS/GLOBE STAFF; ILLUSTRATION BY JOANNA AVILLEZ FOR THE BOSTON GLOBE

Story: Summer’s cafe characters

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