Submit your own caption, along with your name, hometown, and phone number, by e-mailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
Last week’s winner:
“He’s taking us to a place called the Red Lobster for dinner.”
David Doherty, Hingham
“He’s playing our tuna!”
“Make way for Lobstahs.”
Steve Mogel, West Hartford, Conn.
“The lobsters are leaving en Mass.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.