America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion Channel 56, 9 p.m.
She’s smized, she’s tooched, she’s invented bizarre catchphrases (“Pot Ledom”: still so weird) — but nothing has been able to restore ANTM to its former runway-stomping glory. And news of the firing of judges J. Alexander, Jay Manuel, and Nigel Barker has only highlighted how precious and few are the episodes we can share before Tyra gives the whole operation one of her extreme makeovers. Savor the crazy while you can. Georgina Chapman (pictured) of Marchesa is the guest judge, and the girls must bear the burden of Hello Kitty couture, which apparently exists.
American Idol Channel 25, 8 p.m.
It’s Queen week! Brian May and Roger Taylor (pictured, right, with May) will be in attendance, and while rumors of Adam Lambert’s no-brainer appearance have been dismissed by insiders, we fully expect him to descend from the rafters wearing something fabulous. Best advice to the final six: Avoid singing “Another One Bites the Dust” — it's not the best ditty to have to reprise as a farewell.
Couples Therapy VH1, 10 p.m.
Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis Bravo, 9 p.m.
The L.A. Complex Channel 56, 8 p.m.
A cute stress disorder.
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