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LAUGH LINES

Laugh Lines: Ryan Hamilton

Ryan Hamilton
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Ryan Hamilton

‘I was thinking about getting Lasik surgery. . . . I saw an ad, $150 per eye. Seems low. I’m not into bargain surgery, you know? . . . And $150 “per eye?” Who’s not getting the whole package, really? Are you telling me a lot of people are walking into the Lasik place, walking out like Popeye. “Yeah, I could only afford to fix one. Could you move over to my right a little bit, please? I’m waiting on a check to clear.” ’

— Hamilton plays the Wilbur Theatre May 18

NICK A. ZAINO III

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Nick A. Zaino III can be reached at nick@nickzaino.com.