Sheila Saputo lives exclusively online. She has her own channel on YouTube, with 31 (and counting) videos that last usually about half a minute.

Oh, Sheila. You have to see her to believe her. She wears a neck brace, her right arm in a sling, massive glasses that make her eyes the size of saucers, and talks with a nasal Midwestern accent that’s somewhere between “Fargo” and Sarah Palin. You just want to pinch her cheeks — and then step away slowly and hope she doesn’t follow you.