The Client List Sunday, 10 p.m., Lifetime
On her last show, “Ghost Whisperer,” Jennifer Love Hewitt helped bring closure to those who had crossed over. She offers a different kind of closure in the premiere of this new Lifetime series — spun off from a TV movie — in which Hewitt (pictured) plays a massage therapist who offers her clients a little something extra. The name of this day spa? The Rub.
Saturday Night Live 11:30 p.m., Channel 7
Sofia Vergara is hosting but the screams likely to be heard in Studio 8H won’t be coming from “Modern Family” fans but from those under the spell of British boy band One Direction (pictured), who have “na na na”-ed their way to the top of the charts. It’s also the first show since the rumors started to circulate that longtime cast members, and crucial bringers of the funny Jason Sudeikis, Andy Samberg, and Kristen Wiig will be leaving the show at the end of the season. I will miss the dancing guy in the track suit from “What Up With That” most of all.
The Ten Commandments 7 p.m., Channel 5
Charlton is back and ready for his close-up Mr. DeMille.
Holy Flying Circus 10 p.m., Ovation
A dramatization of the not-so-bright side of “Life of Brian” and the controversy that greeted the Monty Python film.
Q’Viva! The Chosen 11 p.m., Channel 25
J-Lo and Marc Anthony finally choose.