Polyamory: Married & Dating 11 p.m., Showtime
Somewhere there absolutely has to be a drag queen named Polly Amory. It’s too good. But I digress. This sexy-sudsy reality show is about seven people who form committed relationships with more than one other. It’s like “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice” except it’s not good. Here is the great Showtime synopsis for tonight’s episode: “Vanessa proposes to Anthony and Lindsey.”
Rat B*stards 10 p.m., Spike
Wow, on so many levels. It’s the middle of summer, and there’s not a lot on as most of the networks are playing dead for the Olympics. But still: a new reality show about hunting rats? This one is about six Louisiana “swamp commandos” who go after giant 30-pound swamp rats. Among their tools: Molotov cocktails, dynamite, GPS tracking, and machine guns.
Wipeout 8 and 9 p.m., Channel 5
Project Runway 9 p.m., Lifetime
Wilfred 10 p.m., FX