Golden Globe Awards Fashion Police 9 p.m., E!
That actress — you know exactly who I’m talking about — looked simply awful last night. Her gown was much too tight, when it wasn’t too poufy. And those colors! Who wears red, yellow, green, white, or peach to an awards show? Also, the shoes were so clunky and pointy. Joan (above) and Melissa Rivers, we feel your outrage.