Celebrity Wife Swap 8 p.m., Channel 5

It’s back, and it wants to catch your eye. That’s why Kate Gosselin, mother of the year, is trading places with Hugh Hefner ex and E! star Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett in the season premiere of this. Sounds like a reality cataclysm. Although Gosselin isn’t anyone’s wife now, is she? I guess I’m being too literal. Also scheduled to appear this season: Flavor Flav, Gary Busey, and, get this, Ted Haggard.