Burning Love 10 p.m., E!
You have to see this show, which originated as a Web series. It’s the full-on parody of “The Bachelor” that you’ve always wanted. Ken Marino from “Party Down” is the bachelor, who gets to ask his favorite ladies, “Will you accept my hose?” The contestants include a homeless woman, an 84-year-old cougar, a pregnant flight attendant, and a stuffed bear. A number of former “Party Down” cast members make appearances, including Adam Scott and Martin Starr. Pictured: Marino with costars Abigail Spencer (left) and Erica Oyama.