Chupacabra vs. the Alamo 9 p.m., Syfy
Syfy, you are the best. This week’s crazy movie qualifies for greatness not just because it’s about the Alamo. It also stars Eric Estrada. Yup, Ponch. He plays a DEA agent holed up at the Alamo who winds up facing off against a pack of wild animals who drink the blood of their victims. To recap: Chupacabras, the Alamo, Estrada. Now go set your DVR. Pictured: Julia Benson with Estrada.