Ghost Shark 9 p.m., Syfy
Twitter, be at yr ready. A new awful Syfy disaster movie is heading yr way. It’s no #Sharknado but it does invlv a shrk. This time, a shrk rises frm the dead & can appear in any kind of water, incldng a pool, a bathtub, a puddle, or a toilet. Richard Moll frm #NightCourt and Mackenzie Rosman frm #7thHeaven star in what is sure 2B a classc.
Clear History 9 p.m., HBO
Are you jonesing for more “Curb Your Enthusiasm”? Larry David still hasn’t decided whether to bring back his HBO series. But in the meantime, you can nosh on this second rate Massachusetts-set comedy, in which David plays a guy who quits a job and misses out on becoming a billionaire. Jon Hamm costars.
Polyamory: Married & Dating 11 p.m., Showtime
I can be there late; it’s my anniversary.
My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I 9 p.m., DFH
Cook your own breakfast; I’m nauseous.
I Survived a Serial Killer 9 p.m., E!
Let’s do lunch; I need to be locked in by dark.