Airport saloon-keepers beware: Putting “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” on the holiday jukebox could be hazardous to your lounging bar’s good cheer.

That’s because “Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is the Christmas carol that Boston travelers most hate to hear. Stick to Der Bingle and “White Christmas.” “White Christmas” will keep the drink orders and big tips flowing.