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Ellen DeGeneres can’t find ‘pahking’

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Ellen DeGeneres keeps us guessing. On Wednesday she tweeted that she’d have special surprises for Boston on Thursday. But on Thursday afternoon, she tweeted, “I was hoping to go live from Boston today, but now we’re gonna do it next week. I couldn’t find pahking in havahd yahd.”

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