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Norton comedian Andrea Henry shares her take on grocery shopping.

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I read that for a healthier lifestyle, shop only the perimeter of the grocery store, so now I just buy candy bars and scratch tickets.

Andrea Henry / Norton

The comedian is coauthor of Real Kids’ Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics.

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