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Comedian Mike Birbiglia on shopping rules

The Shrewsbury-born funnyman shares his view on Twitter.

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You get what you pay for, unless you leave it at the register after you pay for it.

Mike Birbiglia / Shrewsbury-born comedian on Twitter @birbigs

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