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Actor Steve Carell has a fishy tale

The owner of the Marshfield Hills General Store shares his son’s put-down on Twitter.

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After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my 7-year-old son kindly asked me to “change my breath.”

Steve Carell / actor and owner of the Marshfield Hills General Store, on Twitter @SteveCarell

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