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Comedian Dan Crohn gets a speed-dating ticket

The Somerville funnyman shares a joke.

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I got kicked out of speed dating. I kept yelling out “Next!” I thought we were going for speed. 

Dan Crohn / Somerville comedian, whose weekly show, Friends I Hate, will debut at Dick’s Beantown Comedy Vault in Boston on July 3 (dancrohn.com)

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