America is getting pizza vending machines. It’d be way cooler if they just made pizza a prize in the claw machines.
Steve Hofstetter / comedian who’ll record an album October 12-13 at
Dick Doherty’s B
eantown Comedy Vault in Boston, on Twitter @stevehofstetter
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