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Comedian Steve Hofstetter dreams big with pizza

The funnyman, who will record a live album October 12 to 13 in Boston, imagines high-tech food machines on Twitter.

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America is getting pizza vending machines. It’d be way cooler if they just made pizza a prize in the claw machines.

Steve Hofstetter / comedian who’ll record an album October 12-13 at Dick Doherty’s Beantown Comedy Vault in Boston, on Twitter @stevehofstetter

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