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Comic Jay Mohr on parental truths

The funnyman, who will appear Friday at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston, makes a joke on Twitter.

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Parent language: “He got up at . . . ” Really means, “I finally heard him at . . . ”

Jay Mohr / comedian, who will appear Friday at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston, on Twitter @jaymohr37

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