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One-Liners

Dear Margo author offers a theater don’t

Margo Howard, the Cambridge-based advice columnist, makes a joke on Twitter.

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One would think a simple “I don’t care for this” would suffice. “Audience member vomits over balcony at Broadway play . . .”

Margo Howard / Cambridge-based author of advice column Dear Margo, on Twitter @margoandhow

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