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Comic Paula Poundstone on marathon records

The funnywoman, performing at Boston’s Wilbur Theatre on Friday, makes a joke on Twitter.

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I had my fastest time ever in deciding not to do the L.A. Marathon.

Paula Poundstone / Comedian, who will perform at Boston’s Wilbur Theatre Friday, on Twitter @paulapoundstone

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