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Conan O’Brien’s marital harmony

The Brookline-born comic and host of ‘Conan’ on TBS makes a joke on Twitter.

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In 10 years, my wife and I have never gone to bed angry. Thanks, couch and spare pillow.

Conan O’Brien / Brookline-born comic and host of Conan on TBS, on Twitter @conanobrien

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