Brilliantly written . This article is why people still read newspapers. The Red Sox are pathetic and look uninspired , I hope the management is happy that they fired the GM and Manager that gave us two series tittles and kept 3 players who still must be giggling for getting away with their inexcusable behavior. Its happening again , help us please Jim

The Red Sox haven't had a really good drooler since Don Zimmer. They've got some decent spitters and some so-so droolers, but nobody is Zim's league.

Shoggy just loves to see the cup half empty. Front page cynic, that'll be his legacy. Ah, but that's the NEW new journalism, right? Everything is just so very, very terrible these days, right?