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Suspected burglar arrested after falling asleep in Brookline apartment

BROOKLINE — A homeless man looking for a place to stay warm fell asleep on the couch in an apartment he allegedly broke into Thursday morning, thwarting his apparent efforts to make away with two laptop computers, a digital camera, and a bottle of cologne.

In the end, all Evgeniy ­Dolzhenkov was able to steal were a few winks.

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@richstan : Not really News, but awesome...this IS funny!

Deport him. Plain and simple.

Imagine being that tired and desperate!  As I sit in my warm, cozy home I can't even fathom how tired this guy might have been!