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Kevin Cullen

Royals throw a curve ball

My legion of readers — OK, three of them — have been urging me to make sport of all the knuckleheads who actually care about the birth of the royal baby.

Now, normally, I’d flock to that like seagulls to spilled French fries at Kelly’s on Revere Beach. I’ve never been a fan of royalty, be it secular or religious.

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