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Last week’s winner:
“This guy’s going TOTALLY green.”
Greg Curtis, Danvers
“Watch out, he has a lead foot.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.
Bill Russo, South Plainfield, N.J.
“Traffic at the rotary is creeping along.”
Paul McDonnell, Simsbury, Conn.