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Last week’s winner:
“He didn’t take his required minimum IRA distribution by Dec. 31st.”
Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.
“They’re calling it Throw Back First Night.”
Elyse Segal Orkin, West Hartford Conn.
“Some people just can’t give up their keys.”
Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.
“Says he’s an amateur Houdini.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.