Ordinary fellows

Size of club: Roughly 35 members

Typical attendance of weekly meetings: Roughly 25 members

Youngest member: 60 years old

Oldest member: 88 years old

Year founded: About a dozen years ago (no one is quite sure)

Meeting time: Wednesdays, 10 a.m.

Official headquarters: Pembroke Council on Aging, 144 Center St.

Slogans: “Celebrating the ordinary” and “Dull but not boring”

Typical jokes told by club members:

“What did the red light say to the green light? Don’t look. I’m changing.”

“What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Goes back for seconds.”