Size of club: Roughly 35 members
Typical attendance of weekly meetings: Roughly 25 members
Youngest member: 60 years old
Oldest member: 88 years old
Year founded: About a dozen years ago (no one is quite sure)
Meeting time: Wednesdays, 10 a.m.
Official headquarters: Pembroke Council on Aging, 144 Center St.
Slogans: “Celebrating the ordinary” and “Dull but not boring”
Typical jokes told by club members:
“What did the red light say to the green light? Don’t look. I’m changing.”
“What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Goes back for seconds.”Emily Sweeney can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Follow her on Twitter @emilysweeney.