NEW YORK — Please take out a sheet of paper and a No. 2 pencil right now before we continue and kindly jot down these items.
1. The Bruins just can’t win because Claude Julien stubbornly, incessantly rolls four lines. Goodness gracious, 12 forwards, four lines, over and over and over. What a stooge. Can’t he come up with something more imaginative, more complex, more winning than that?