Most dangerous heavyweights
1. John Scott, Buffalo — Cuffed Shawn Thornton behind the ear last year, which resulted in a concussion. Never-ending reach, always-hurting fists.
2. Brian McGrattan, Calgary — His beard can beat up your beard.
3. Ryan Reaves, St. Louis — Smiles when throwing and taking punches. Disturbing.
Ex-Bruins to watch
1. Tim Thomas, Florida — You going to bet against this guy yet again?
2. Tyler Seguin, Dallas — All the skill in the world. Shame if he doesn’t put it to good use.
3. Andrew Ference, Edmonton — Good guy returning to hometown. Four-year deal about leadership as much as on-ice skill.
1. P.K. Subban, Montreal — Second season of two-year, $5.75 million bridge contract. Reigning Norris Trophy winner will cash in with next deal.
2. Nate Thompson, Tampa Bay — Heart-and-soul leader under contract for $1.6 million annually. Every coach loves this guy.
3. Claude Giroux, Philadelphia — Flyers get one more year of Giroux at $3.75 million annually. Small price for skilled center with bite.
1. Roberto Luongo, Vancouver — The guy who said his 12-year, $64 million contract stinks? Luongo himself. So there.
2. John-Michael Liles, Toronto — Under contract for three more years at $3.875 million annually. Waived by Leafs.
3. Brad Richards, Rangers — Contract doesn’t expire until 2020. At $6.667 million per, that’s a lot of scratch for a healthy scratch in playoffs.
Most unique looks
1. Chris Thorburn, Winnipeg (left) — Crazy flow. Sharp beak. Classic image of hockey player.
2. Brent Burns, San Jose (center) — Untamed hair, few teeth, full beard in postseason. Frightening.
3. Chris Neil, Ottawa (right) — Muscles upon muscles. No teeth in sight. As intimidating as they come.
Players likely to be moved
1. Thomas Vanek, Buffalo — Talented finisher. Not crazy about organizational rebuild. Final year of deal. All adds up to trade.
2. Mike Cammalleri, Calgary — Still some juice in ex-Hab’s stick. Could be a third-line wing, PP specialist on playoff contender.
3. Jaromir Jagr, New Jersey — Will be some team’s Plan B when Plan A falls through. Sound familiar?
Best hockey names
1. Cal Clutterbuck, Islanders — Last name is the sound he makes when he belts someone into the boards.
2. Evander Kane, Winnipeg — Young forward will play with Holyfield-like power as fourth-year pro.
3. Rob Klinkhammer, Phoenix: Of course this guy is 6 feet 3 inches, 220 pounds.
Worst hockey names
1. Michal Jordan, Carolina — Doesn’t even wear No. 23.
2. Matt Hunwick, Colorado — Tough for grown man to be called “Hunny.”
3. Chad Johnson, Boston — Must hear every terrible Ochocinco joke.
Top candidates to pull a Gregory Campbell
1. Craig Adams, Pittsburgh — Wouldn’t even hide behind his Harvard diploma if the puck’s headed his way.
2. Jay McClement — Textbook bottom-six grinder.
3. Matt Hendricks, Nashville — Always sporting bruises and shiners.
Most questionable summer signings
1. Nathan Horton, Columbus— Under contract for seven seasons, but might not be ready until January. Jackets might be out of playoff race by then.
2. Rob Scuderi, Pittsburgh — Might not make it to end of four-year deal.
3. Ryane Clowe, New Jersey — Five-year deal for rugged, oft-injured forward.
Next player to hit lottery
1. Phil Kessel, Toronto — Will get $8 million annually if he re-ups with Toronto. Even more if he hits market.
2. P.K. Subban, Montreal — Accepted two-year, $5.75 million bridge deal last time. Not this time.
3. Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers — Won’t get long-term deal like Tuukka Rask, but will bust through $8 million ceiling.
Sophomores to watch
1. Nail Yakupov, Edmonton — Could double 17-goal rookie output.
2. Patrick Wiercioch, Ottawa — Slick defenseman will replace Sergei Gonchar on power play.
3. Jonas Brodin, Minnesota — Smart D-man gives Minnesota excellent 1-2 punch with Ryan Suter.