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    “We’re gonna need a bigger guard dog.”

    Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.

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    “Fish out of water! Fish out of water!”

    Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.


    “That’s my lunch!”

    Jack Callahan, Beverly

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    “No, not a catfish... I said a cat WITH a fish.”

    Linda Poindexter, Branford, Fla.