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Last week’s winner:

“We’re gonna need a bigger guard dog.”

Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.

Other entries:

“Fish out of water! Fish out of water!”

Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.


“That’s my lunch!”

Jack Callahan, Beverly

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“No, not a catfish... I said a cat WITH a fish.”

Linda Poindexter, Branford, Fla.