10 funniest quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Here are the 10 funniest quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which is starting a run at Kendall Square along with a 12-minute short of “Grail” outtakes.

King of Swamp Castle : “Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.”

French Soldier : “I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

Black Knight with no arms left after a battle : “It's just a flesh wound.”

King Arthur : “Run away!”

King Arthur : “One, two, five!”


Bridgekeeper : “What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Knight 1 : “We are the Knights who say... NI.”

Knight 1 : “You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!”

Tim : “Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!”

King Arthur : “O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.”