'People say I have the best of both worlds because I'm half black and half white, but I don't know. I was driving through the hood and I almost hit a kid with pants belted around his thighs sauntering in front of me. I screamed at him, "You better get your ass out the street, you don't have a force field!" Is ghetto nerd the best of both worlds?'
Van Delft performs at Nick's Comedy Stop Friday and Saturday.
Nick A. Zaino III can be reached at nick@nickzaino.com.