‘I drink a lot of bottled water, and I noticed, they actually have ingredients charts on the water. No fat. No sugar. No carbohydrates. No kidding? Are you telling me you’ve discovered water with sugar, fat, or carbohydrates? That’s worth three bucks. Because if it had sugar, fat, and carbohydrates it would be beer. Then it would only cost two bucks.’
n Jimmy Tingle, who brings “Jimmy Tingle for President” to ImprovBoston July 3 and 10.