‘I got married eight or nine months ago, I don’t remember, I was very drunk. To a man. Spoiler alert. And he’s lovely and kind and sweet and his English is getting so much better. I’m so proud of him. “You’re da perfect size!” Yes I am, that’s correct. Good job, baby.’
— MacFarland performs at Boston Comedy Blowout II Saturday at the Shubert Theatre
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