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Laugh Lines: Tone Bell

ERIK ASLA

Tone Bell

By Nick A. Zaino III Globe Correspondent 

‘People are always asking why I’m single and I’m like: I can’t invite a woman to my place. One, I sleep on an air mattress, OK? It’s a nice air mattress, it’s the El Dorado of air mattresses, but it is an air mattress. And I can’t invite a woman in to be like: Wait, don’t sit down yet. Let me pump my bed up. Make sure you take the keys and the pens out of your pockets.’

— Bell plays Laugh Boston on Friday and Saturday

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NICK A. ZAINO III


Nick A Zaino III can be reached at nick@nickzaino.com.