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One-Liners

Gilbert Gottfried makes a ‘blanket statement’

The comedian, who will perform Saturday at Malden’s Jenkins Auditorium to benefit The One Fund Boston, makes a joke on Twitter.

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When I’m asleep in bed, I like to have a cover. Sorry if I’m making a blanket statement. I apologize to pillow cases and bed sheets.

Gilbert Gottfried / Comedian, who will perform Saturday at Malden’s Jenkins Auditorium to benefit The One Fund Boston, on Twitter @realgilbert

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