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Last week’s cartoon:

Be careful what you wish for.

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The winner:

“I’m sorry ma’am. I can’t sell you a hotdog without a doctor’s note.”

Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Il.

Other entries:

“You’d be amazed how many hot dogs and ice creams I sell since... well... you know.”

Michael Fabrikarakis, Watertown

“I can fill your prescription and then satisfy your case of the munchies.”

Jay Sugarman, Newton

“I have the happiest customers in the city.”

George Allan, Wilmington

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