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Last week’s winner:
“The in-laws are coming! The in-laws are coming!”
Mike Vardaro, Dorchester
“One if by land, two if by sea, we’ll find my reindeer, Rudolph and me.”
Brian Schindler, Carver
“The Russians stole eight of my reindeer! The Russians stole eight of my reindeer!’”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst, Ill.
“I think he got the North End and the North Pole confused.”
Glenn D. Bergevin, Swampscott
“He really is gifted!”
Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy
“Rudolph, one glow for who’s nice, two for naughty.”
Steve Mogel, West Hartford, Conn.
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