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Last week’s winner:
“Sales have hit Plymouth Rock bottom.”
Grigori Copinski, Belmont
Should we tell him it’s not Friday?
Steve Mogel, West Hartford, Conn.
“We need to boost our cranberry sauce consumption.”
Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy