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    Last week’s winner:

    “He didn’t take his required minimum IRA distribution by Dec. 31st.”

    Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.

    Other entries:

    “They’re calling it Throw Back First Night.”

    Elyse Segal Orkin, West Hartford Conn.


    “Some people just can’t give up their keys.”

    Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

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    “Says he’s an amateur Houdini.”

    Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.