Who needs to flee to Canada when they can move to Mass.?
I was heartened to read about the excellent performance of our students (“Mass. students shine on global test,” Metro, Dec 7), rivaling their counterparts around the world. Ah, Massachusetts — home of top-quality education, low unemployment, and nearly universal health insurance.
I say to my beleagured fellow countrymen and women: Don’t move to Canada. Move to Massachusetts, where America is already pretty great.