Tom Brady can high-five, you guys.
The Patriots quarterback catches a lot of flack, rightfully so, for having such struggles with the celebratory gesture over the years.
But everything – everything – is different now, he swears.
Or at least the comedic and sometimes self-deprecating voice behind his Facebook swears Brady is beyond his troubles.
But what led to Brady getting to this point?
Let’s take a walk down memory lane:
Brandon Browner goes in for a fist-bump. Brady didn’t get the cue.
Eh, whatever, just pull ’em in for a hug.
Julian Edelman would rather not.
Don’t let ’em break your spirit, Tom, keep smiling.
He can definitely land a high-five after throwing an invisible football to a kid who then scores a touchdown in an airport. For an ad.
Even at his UGG photoshoot, commenters questioned whether Brady actually landed that high-five.
Oh, did he ever.