A day after the Pawtucket Red Sox announced they will hold “Free Brady Friday” on June 10, the Buffalo Bisons responded by planning “Keep Brady Suspended” night for the team’s June 11 doubleheader against the Charlotte Knights.
To show support for the Patriots quarterback’s “just and rightful punishment,” the Bisons are offering a 12.5 percent discount at the team’s gift shop to anyone who donates a Tom Brady jersey or t-shirt to be added to the postgame fireworks show, according to the team’s announcement.
The Bisons are also offering a buy-one, get-one free ticket promotion in exchange for a properly-inflated football and are accepting donations of un-destroyed cell phones.
Any fans named “Tom” or “Brady” will not be allowed to watch game one of the doubleheader until the fourth inning.
“Please,” the announcement requests, “no appeals.”